You, a Californian, grow up with an understanding that California is the most beautiful place in the world, a blessed place. Whatever the attributes of anywhere else, they ultimately falter in comparison. No blue was ever so satisfyingly white as a California blue, no trees anywhere else feature such a grayish-purple green.
And it’s true enough, and true-enough keeps you in a place for an awfully long while, and I do miss the Sonoma coast and the endless boulevards of LA and the very, very pink color that the white buildings turn at sunset. But even dingy Jamaica Bay is pretty in a sunset, and it turns out many not-Californias are pretty for all sorts of reasons.
The Earth is a generally attractive area that offers something for every taste.
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